Disclaimer: The following is a pseudo excerpt from the transcript of one of Andy Kaufman's favorite bits. It is not meant to represent Andy's "A Hundred Bottles of Beer" sketch in its entirety.

"100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 96 bottles of beer on the wall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 95 bottles of beer on the wall.

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 94 bottles of beer on the wall.

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 93 bottles of beer on the wall.

93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 92 bottles of beer on the wall.

92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 91 bottles of beer on the wall.

91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 90 bottles of beer on the wall.

90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 89 bottles of beer on the wall.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 88 bottles of beer on the wall.

88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 87 bottles of beer on the wall.

87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 86 bottles of beer on the wall.

86 bottles of beer on the wall, 86 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 85 bottles of beer on the wall.

85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 84 bottles of beer on the wall.

84 bottles of beer on the wall, 84 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 83 bottles of beer on the wall.

83 bottles of beer on the wall, 83 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 82 bottles of beer on the wall.

82 bottles of beer on the wall, 82 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 81 bottles of beer on the wall.

81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 80 bottles of beer on the wall.

80 bottles of beer on the wall, 80 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 79 bottles of beer on the wall.

79 bottles of beer on the wall, 79 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 78 bottles of beer on the wall.

78 bottles of beer on the wall, 78 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 77 bottles of beer on the wall.

77 bottles of beer on the wall, 77 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 76 bottles of beer on the wall.

76 bottles of beer on the wall, 76 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 75 bottles of beer on the wall.

75 bottles of beer on the wall, 75 bottles of beer. Nut ichmedibeikechee baccerda issy da - 74 bottles of beer on the wall.

74 bottles of beer on the wall, 74 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 73 bottles of beer on the wall.

73 bottles of beer on the wall, 73 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 72 bottles of beer on the wall.

72 bottles of beer on the wall, 72 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 71 bottles of beer on the wall.

71 bottles of beer on the wall, 71 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 70 bottles of beer on the wall.

70 bottles of beer on the wall, 70 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 69 bottles of beer on the wall.

69 bottles of beer on the wall, 69 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 68 bottles of beer on the wall.

68 bottles of beer on the wall, 68 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 67 bottles of beer on the wall.

67 bottles of beer on the wall, 67 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 66 bottles of beer on the wall.

66 bottles of beer on the wall, 66 bottles of beer. Take one down - pass it around - 65 bottles of beer on the wall.

65 bottles of beer on the wall, 65 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 64 bottles of beer on the wall.

64 bottles of beer on the wall, 64 bottles of beer. 63 bottles of beer on the wall.

63 bottles of beer on the wall, 63 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 62 bottles of beer on the wall.

62 bottles of beer on the wall, 62 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 61 bottles of beer on the wall.

61 bottles of beer on the wall, 61 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 60 bottles of beer on the wall.

60 bottles of beer on the wall, 60 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 59 bottles of beer on the wall.

59 bottles of beer on the wall, 59 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 58 bottles of beer on the wall.

58 bottles of beer on the wall, 58 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 57 bottles of beer on the wall.

57 bottles of beer on the wall, 57 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 56 bottles of beer on the wall.

56 bottles of beer on the wall, 56 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 55 bottles of beer on the wall.

55 bottles of beer on the wall, 55 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 54 bottles of beer on the wall.

54 bottles of beer on the wall, 54 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 53 bottles of beer on the wall.

53 bottles of beer on the wall, 53 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 52 bottles of beer on the wall.

52 bottles of beer on the wall, 52 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 51 bottles of beer on the wall.

51 bottles of beer on the wall, 51 bottles of beer. 50 bottles of beer on the wall.

50 bottles of beer on the wall, 50 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 49 bottles of beer on the wall.

49 bottles of beer on the wall, 49 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 48 bottles of beer on the wall.

48 bottles of beer on the wall, 48 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 47 bottles of beer on the wall.

47 bottles of beer on the wall, 47 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 46 bottles of beer on the wall.

46 bottles of beer on the wall, 46 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 45 bottles of beer on the wall.

45 bottles of beer on the wall, 45 bottles of beer. 44 bottles of beer on the wall.

44 bottles of beer on the wall, 44 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 43 bottles of beer on the wall.

43 bottles of beer on the wall, 43 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 42 bottles of beer on the wall.

42 bottles of beer on the wall, 42 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 41 bottles of beer on the wall.

41 bottles of beer on the wall, 41 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 40 bottles of beer on the wall.

40 bottles of beer on the wall, 40 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 39 bottles of beer on the wall.

39 bottles of beer on the wall, 39 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 38 bottles of beer on the wall.

38 bottles of beer on the wall, 38 bottles of beer. Are you still here?? - 37 bottles of beer on the wall.

37 bottles of beer on the wall, 37 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 36 bottles of beer on the wall.

36 bottles of beer on the wall, 36 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 35 bottles of beer on the wall.

35 bottles of beer on the wall, 35 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 34 bottles of beer on the wall.

34 bottles of beer on the wall, 34 bottles of beer. 33 bottles of beer on the wall.

33 bottles of beer on the wall, 33 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 32 bottles of beer on the wall.

32 bottles of beer on the wall, 32 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 31 bottles of beer on the wall.

31 bottles of beer on the wall, 31 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 30 bottles of beer on the wall.

30 bottles of beer on the wall, 30 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 29 bottles of beer on the wall.

29 bottles of beer on the wall, 29 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 28 bottles of beer on the wall.

28 bottles of beer on the wall, 28 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 27 bottles of beer on the wall.

27 bottles of beer on the wall, 27 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 26 bottles of beer on the wall.

26 bottles of beer on the wall, 26 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 25 bottles of beer on the wall.

25 bottles of beer on the wall, 25 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 24 bottles of beer on the wall.

24 bottles of beer on the wall, 24 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 23 bottles of beer on the wall.

23 bottles of beer on the wall, 23 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 22 bottles of beer on the wall.

22 bottles of beer on the wall, 22 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 21 bottles of beer on the wall.

21 bottles of beer on the wall, 21 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 20 bottles of beer on the wall.

20 bottles of beer on the wall, 20 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 19 bottles of beer on the wall.

19 bottles of beer on the wall, 19 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 18 bottles of beer on the wall.

18 bottles of beer on the wall, 18 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 17 bottles of beer on the wall.

17 bottles of beer on the wall, 17 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 16 bottles of beer on the wall.

16 bottles of beer on the wall, 16 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 15 bottles of beer on the wall.

15 bottles of beer on the wall, 15 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 14 bottles of beer on the wall.

14 bottles of beer on the wall, 14 bottles of beer. 13 bottles of beer on the wall.

13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 12 bottles of beer on the wall.

12 bottles of beer on the wall, 12 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 11 bottles of beer on the wall.

11 bottles of beer on the wall, 11 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 10 bottles of beer on the wall.

10 bottles of beer on the wall, 10 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 9 bottles of beer on the wall.

9 bottles of beer on the wall, 9 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 8 bottles of beer on the wall.

8 bottles of beer on the wall, 8 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 7 bottles of beer on the wall.

7 bottles of beer on the wall, 7 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 6 bottles of beer on the wall.

6 bottles of beer on the wall, 6 bottles of beer. Move along - There's nothing to see here - 5 bottles of beer on the wall.

5 bottles of beer on the wall, 5 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 4 bottles of beer on the wall.

4 bottles of beer on the wall, 4 bottles of beer! 3 bottles of beer on the wall.

3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer!! If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 2 bottles of beer on the wall.

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer!!! Take one down and pass it around - 1 bottle of beer on the wall.

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer!!!! Take it down and pass it around - NO MORE bottles of beer on the wall!!"

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