THE TONY CLIFTON HOME PAGE

The Tony Clifton Home Page

So how ya doin? You havin' a good time?

Time. Climb. Lime. Dime. Them's some words that rhyme with time.

And speaking of time. You're gonna have a good time at my new movie, "Man on the Moon"!!

Don't aks me about no Andy Kaufman. I don't know nothing about Kaufman, except he's a dead guy tryin' to ride my coattails. He was ALWAYS trying to use my good name to get places!! Look where it got him now!

I'm the freaking 8th Wonder of the World!!

I'M OUTTA HERE!!

THIS IS A GODDAMN WASTE OF MY GOOD TIME! WHERE'S MY JACK? WHERE'S MY CHICKIES??

HEY! WADDA YOU LOOKIN' AT?

HUH?

I just want to say one thing before I leave. If I've made one person happy, it's all been worth it. Thank you very much!

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Mr. Clifton is an International Singing Sensation... a man who has sold more records than Elvis and The Beatles combined.

You may send Mr. Clifton e-mail, but he won't read it...

Dedicated to my good friend Bugsy Meyer.